Wonder what I’m doin’ whenever I’m not bloggin’ here on DanielHauff.com? (I know, I haven’t been doing it all that long, but she [me] does throw some good stuff at ya’, right? Am I right?)
What do I do in order to get back into health after throwing out my back (only the third time in fifteen years, which ain’t so bad, right?)? I mean, what do I DO since I stopped overseeing the despicable abuses inherent in the dairy, egg, and meat industries? Really want to know?
So, in “honor” of Illinois dropping the ball on marriage equality and dedicated to the doctor who asked me over vegan breakfast why using the word “marriage” matters (he had never considered that not only is marriage used in other countries but has been for a very, very long time and has been by people like me for practically my entire life, let alone the etymology of the word), feast your eyes on The Only Gay in the World!
No girls, she did if first (do you see me in the back?!) so you can’t be this fierce. “She’s” been done. This is how I spend my Saturday afternoons – dancin’ dancin’ dancin’, like I’m the only gir’ in the worl’! Yes, that’s me with the basket of petals! And backflips. I do lots and lots of backflips.
Thank you, Ryan James Yezak. You’ve got a new fan.